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Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.
It’s not cute or gracefull either it’s as if you actually body slammed into them its uncomfortable and painfull
*cries violently* mY CHILDHOOD
it gives us hope
CAN THEY REDO THIS SHOW WERE THEYRE ALL IN COLLEGE
five nights at freddy’s gets scarier when you realize that all of them have that creepy ass endoskeleton inside them
GUYS THE SIMPSONS JUST DID A FREAKING SNK CROSSOVER
this is so painful to look at
please destroy anime
If women catcalled men (X)
Bet those arms could put together my IKEA furniture… New pick up line forever.
The shit people say to women on the street is disgusting and wrong, but I’m not gonna lie…I would greatly like to hear one of these lines sometime in my life.
when a mutual unfollows you first
so then you unfollow them right back
My boyfriend and I were kissing. Then all of the sudden my phone starts ringing. We were interrupted by this..
IM CRYINGGG THIS IS WHAT BAND KIDS SOUND LIKE WHEN THEY ALL SING THEIR PARTS IN MY OPINION OMG I CANT BREATHE
ISNT THIS FROM SHREK
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT BAND KIDS SOUND LIKE WHEN THEY SING ALL THEIR PARTS AT THE SAME TIME OMG
its from sherlock im fucking losing it omGh
HOLY CRAP ITS THE SHERLOCK THEME SONG
your children will probably attend school with someone named Naruto